This goes to show you how the tabloids exaggerate so-called “facts” about celebrities.

Here are some of the findings from the Los Angeles County coroner’s autopsy of Michael Jackson:

• He was 5-foot-9 and weighed 136 pounds. (Remember, he was supposed to be a 100 lb skeleton.)

• There were dark tattoos on his eyebrows and around his eyes, a pink tattoo around his lips and what appeared to be a dark tattoo on the front of his scalp.

• He was balding and suffered from a skin disease that reduced pigment and left patches of white skin. (Everybody swore that he was bleaching his skin to no longer look black or look like his father)

• Osteoarthritis was visible in the lower spine and some fingers.

• He had multiple scars around his body, including behind his ears, along one shoulder, at the base of his neck and near his navel. (Definitely signs of plastic surgery)

• His heart was strong but his lungs were inflamed. Other organs appeared normal. (He was supposed to be too weak and frail to perform)

• The anesthetic propofol, four other sedatives, the pain killer Lidocaine and a resuscitative drug were found in Jackson’s system. His stomach had no discernible pills. (Addicted to painkillers, but not recreational drugs)

• No illegal drugs or alcohol were detected. (Did you hear that?)

• The manner of death was ruled a homicide based, in part, on the propofol being administered in a non-hospital setting without any appropriate medical need.

• Consistent with CPR attempts, Jackson had a bruised chest and his sternum and several ribs were fractured.